开怀篇 (7) - 笑的后果

 

有一天.. 甲和乙坐飛機要去玩..

結果飛機失事 兩人跳傘.結果掉到有大批食人族的小島上

猶長說:[你們兩個去找100個同樣的水果來,我就饒你們一命!!
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他們兩個就去找了...

甲先帶了100個草莓回來

猶長說:[把他們全部塞到屁眼裡就饒你一命]

甲就開始塞...

塞到98個的時候沒有事

可是塞到99個時候他"笑"了(哈哈哈) 結果草莓通通噴出來了...

他就被殺掉了 到了天堂

天使問他說:[你差一個就免死,為什麼笑了呢?]

甲說:[因為我看見乙帶了100個榴槤回來]

小管家 (9) - I love you four!

One night before sleep, Ying said to me...
"I love you,"
"Good night, love you too (two),"
Ying did some calculation from her heart then said: "I love you three, I love you four!"
"???" I'm stunned and felt funny.

Ying showed me her palm and fingers to calculate.
"Papa, mama, Ying Ying and Yang Yang, so I love you four!"
"hmmm... this young girl really logical" I burst into laugh before sleep.