Thursday, December 23, 2010

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Christmas Feel?

Christmas is getting nearer. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. I'm not a Christian but I still celebrate Christmas, even my family members are. I think Christmas celebration gives heart-felt wish and warmth. Gifts exchanged. For kids, they are happily to jump around though they are smart enough to understand there is no real Santa around. :-)

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to my blog followers, drop-by, and my friends. Have a prosperous and fruitful year ahead :-)

开怀篇 (8) - 歪打正着 - Multiple shot accidentally

PCK-2

老王是个高头大马的老师。他有一个怪现象,一紧张就即刻口吃。

月尾,老王和几位老师被选为监考员,大礼堂里排了整整十行。老王监考其中几行。
当他正准备打捆时,看到其中后面的学生作弊。
他气急败坏地手指指,口吃地喊:
“你你你。。。你。。。你。。。你在。。。在作弊!”
急忙地吞了口水,清了嗓子,不再口吃,食指指向后排的那位学生。
“作弊的,给我站起来!”
后排的那位学生站了起来,谁知另外两行的六位学生也一起站得老直。

Senior Wang is tall guy, works as teacher. He has a bad habit. Whenever he is anxious, he speaks with stutter.

During month end, senior Wang and a few teachers are selected as invigilator. Inside the big hall, there are 10 long rows arranged. Senior Wang is responsible for several rows. When he feels sleepy and bored, he suddenly saw one of the student from back start cheating.He is furious and points his index finger to that student, speaks with stutter,

"You you you... you... you... you're... are cheating!"

Without hesitation, clear his throat, speak without stutter anymore. Index finger still points to last row of that specific student.

"Stand up! You cheating fellow!"

That last row of specific student stands up. Then the other two rows of six students also stand up straight simultaneously.

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