Monday, September 6, 2010

开怀篇 (7) - 笑的后果

 durian_session-8-2

有一天.. 甲和乙坐飛機要去玩..

結果飛機失事 兩人跳傘.結果掉到有大批食人族的小島上

猶長說:[你們兩個去找100個同樣的水果來,我就饒你們一命!!
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他們兩個就去找了...

甲先帶了100個草莓回來

猶長說:[把他們全部塞到屁眼裡就饒你一命]

甲就開始塞...

塞到98個的時候沒有事

可是塞到99個時候他"笑"了(哈哈哈) 結果草莓通通噴出來了...

他就被殺掉了 到了天堂

天使問他說:[你差一個就免死,為什麼笑了呢?]

甲說:[因為我看見乙帶了100個榴槤回來]

Thursday, September 2, 2010

小管家 (9) - I love you four!

Smile!

One night before sleep, Ying said to me...
"I love you,"
"Good night, love you too (two),"
Ying did some calculation from her heart then said: "I love you three, I love you four!"
"???" I'm stunned and felt funny.

Ying showed me her palm and fingers to calculate.
"Papa, mama, Ying Ying and Yang Yang, so I love you four!"
"hmmm... this young girl really logical" I burst into laugh before sleep.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Negative

Negative does not mean the opposite of affirmative in Special Ops Unit. Sticks with me if you read my previous post on cross processing. The story does not end there. Negative film suppose to be the whole term, I purposely put it in vague meaning to extend possible imagination.

This round, with Eu-Jeen and Chui Kim permission. I'm allowed to post up the photos using Fujicolor Pro400H negative film to write crappy statement over here. It's 18SX range in short if you are not ready.

Please note that the photos here totally fresh output from negative film scanned. No editing at all.

Eu-Jeen's shot on sunrise
Fujicolor_Pro400H-1

Bear in mind that the mainland details still there. The colour tone already killed me (ok, I know some of you may conclude me insane - what the heck with that kind of purple-ish and orange-ish so special. Hey let me release the tension ok? please!). Checked with Eu-Jeen on digital shot - the colour unable to match at all.

My friend - Chui Kim. Thanks for her permission on show off her portrait.
Fujicolor_Pro400H-2

The natural colour skintone already taken my breathe away. The bokeh behind her - just like popped up 3D (it means 3-dimension, dude!) feeling from background. Check out the little grainy feel again. Of course this is not cross-processing. It's C41 chemical! Oh no, not again to use bombastic term here. Period!

Finally - I can't show you my real face in tack-sharp. Being a victim of free model for Ektarcolor (not Eu-Jeen's pak-ciao-eyes to focus wrongly, right buddy?), the colour is very natural again under office light. Oppsss... don't tell my boss please.
Fujicolor_Pro400H-3

Nice negative colour? Alright, time to jump into negative film wagon. Have confident dude, it's nothing so difficult to press the film SLR shutter. This requires your bravery little. Have fun then!