开怀篇 (3) - 放屁 (Fart)

有個小姐去找醫生:

"醫生我會一直放屁,但也還好啦,我沒有很困擾.

因為人家我的屁都不會臭,也不會響.
...
其實,進來以後,我已經放了最少20個了,

您都沒感覺 就是因為人家的屁都不會臭,也不會響"

醫生說:

"我知道了,把這些藥拿回家吃,下禮拜再來一次"

下禮拜小姐來看醫生

"醫生 你到底給我什麼?! 我的屁還是靜靜的放個不停,

但是臭到爆!!"

醫生說:

"很好!你的鼻塞已經治好了,現在要治你的重聽."

A lady visits doctor and mumbles
"Doc, I have been farting nonstop, but still ok, I don't feel any problem at all
because my "gas" won't be smelly and loud in releasing."

"Actually, after I come in to your clinic, I fart at least 20 times,
I dont' see you feel anything, thus I assume no smell and not making loud sound.

"Alright, I see. Take this medicine and see you next week."

Another week, the lady come back to complain.
"Doc! What did you give me last week?
My fart release silently non-stop... the problem - it is damn SMELLY!!!"

Doc explained seriously: "Terrific good! Your nose block already cured. Now I'm going to cure your
hard-of-hearing"