Thursday, May 27, 2010
开怀篇 (3) - 放屁 (Fart)
"醫生 你到底給我什麼?! 我的屁還是靜靜的放個不停,
A lady visits doctor and mumbles
"Doc, I have been farting nonstop, but still ok, I don't feel any problem at all
because my "gas" won't be smelly and loud in releasing."
"Actually, after I come in to your clinic, I fart at least 20 times,
I dont' see you feel anything, thus I assume no smell and not making loud sound.
"Alright, I see. Take this medicine and see you next week."
Another week, the lady come back to complain.
"Doc! What did you give me last week?
My fart release silently non-stop... the problem - it is damn SMELLY!!!"
Doc explained seriously: "Terrific good! Your nose block already cured. Now I'm going to cure your